22 Jul

keytotruth:

video games are a wonderful escape from reality until you see your reflection in the loading screen

(via sammythemightymoose)

22 Jul

thorkizilla:

This is it.  This is the pinnacle of nerdom.  This is the greatest height of nerdery that has ever been reached before.

Peter in Loki’s body on a bus downtown to the real Loki and making an excuse that he’s going to a comic convention.

Never will such levels of pure fucking nerd ever be seen again, it’s just not possible.  This is a beautiful day, I am glad I am alive to experience this, god bless.

(via tooquirkytolose)

22 Jul

dortios:

when your parent comes to check if you’re still awake

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(Source: waaycest, via tooquirkytolose)

22 Jul

gayperson:

what’s up w/ tumblr giveaways that are like, FREE: one (1) mansion, an old yacht i was given, your entire college tuition, three years worth of rent money, six small puppies trained to speak in english, my firstborn child, my eternal soul

rules: mbf me

22 Jul

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so goddamn cool

(via rock-me-asmodeous)

22 Jul

clashing-oceans:

Why aren’t we talking about Dylan sprouse have you SEEN his tweets?

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GUYS SERIOUSLY 
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G U Y S
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(via cassietotallyjust)

22 Jul
soltins:

stay tuned next for the background hum of the universe — amplified, and with live color commentary - welcome to night vale, episode 31

soltins:

stay tuned next for the background hum of the universe — amplified, and with live color commentary - welcome to night vale, episode 31

(via night-vale-community-radio)

22 Jul
me:

my arm hurts

mom:

it's the computer

me:

my eyes hurt

mom:

it's the computer

me:

i have a nosebleed

mom:

it's the computer

me:

i have a fever

mom:

are you sure it's not the heat from the computer

me:

im pregnant

mom:

it's the computer

me:

i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone

mom:

the computer pushed you didnt it

22 Jul

do u ever just feel like ur slowly being pushed out of the group.

u know its happening

u can feel it happening

but u cant do anything

(Source: obey-loser, via queencoachella)

21 Jul
turntechdestiel:

thedoctor-and-his-trolls:

twatsaw:

hiphopdreamin:

lightsareout:

weallhavegunsforhands:

setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:

The guy in the sleeping bag wiggling around
I’m weeping

The two people in the front wearing one shirt.

Are we really not going to talk about the guy in the back who is attached to another guy’s back while spinning?


WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT FALLS OUT OF THE WINDOW

WHY IS IT BACK

no you guys don’t understand, not only is this the first harlem shake out there… these guys aren’t normal military. This is “Telemarkbataljonen”. They’re pretty much the Norwegian equivalent of the fucking black ops. My brother knows a guy in this battalion, and when asked what they do there, he looked my brother dead in the eye and said “That is strictly confidential”. These guys are hard as shit, which makes this even more hilarious

turntechdestiel:

thedoctor-and-his-trolls:

twatsaw:

hiphopdreamin:

lightsareout:

weallhavegunsforhands:

setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:

The guy in the sleeping bag wiggling around

I’m weeping

The two people in the front wearing one shirt.

Are we really not going to talk about the guy in the back who is attached to another guy’s back while spinning?

WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT FALLS OUT OF THE WINDOW

WHY IS IT BACK

no you guys don’t understand, not only is this the first harlem shake out there… these guys aren’t normal military. This is “Telemarkbataljonen”. They’re pretty much the Norwegian equivalent of the fucking black ops. My brother knows a guy in this battalion, and when asked what they do there, he looked my brother dead in the eye and said “That is strictly confidential”. These guys are hard as shit, which makes this even more hilarious

(Source: 4gifs, via coffeeandcastiel)

21 Jul
apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

(via mr-radical)